A wry English solicitor is rescued from redundancy by a troupe of colourful pirates.
Widowed and estranged from his only daughter, Jonathon Simms anticipates a lonely retirement in the little hamlet of St.Martin's Village; however, the Pirates of Lementia have something much more exciting in store for him! Press ganged in his country home, the widowed Englishman is transported to another world where he surprises everyone, including himself, in a swashbuckling adventure for the ages.